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The Author

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"The best book I've ever read." -Probably Somebody

Hey, I'm Kevin. I lived in China for seven years and figured out a humorous and fun way for you to learn about the Chinese language.
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Clothes

House Stuff

Instruments

Food

Body Parts

Vehicles

Animals
People


AND MORE!!!
What's Inside

Two Versions to suit your curiosity
Main Book
Coffee Table Edition
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131 hand drawn pages of literal translations
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131 hand drawn pages of literal translations
(379 Pages)
(213 Pages)
- explaining radicals & character breakdown
- interesting cultural & language facts
- interesting cultural & language facts
- Over 45,000 word story about my seven years in china
- a short story i wrote in 2010
- full index (including words I didn't draw)
- index of undrawn words
- translating ancient chinese poetry
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house & technology
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people
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animals
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clothing
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body parts & stuff
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vehicles
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food
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fantasy stuff
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sports
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weapons
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diseases & emotions
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religion
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Study related
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video games
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movies
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nature & infrastructure
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idioms
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Relationships & behaviour
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medicine & drugs
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time
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randoms
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transliterated
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space
Table of Contents (What's inside both)
And my China Adventure Story
Read about my 7 years in China, where I taught English at a middle school (with the average class size about 50 kids), worked in multiple 'orphanages' and attended university in hopes of acquiring a bachelor degree in 'ancient Chinese literature'.

Colouring Book coming in 2023
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